she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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