her vagine was all disorganized.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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