Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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