Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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