Slut skills are useful in every country.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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