I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
my liver is dry heaving
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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