She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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