I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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