# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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