i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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