hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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