im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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