his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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