that's an acceptable place to lick
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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