Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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