Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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