either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
They took my balls.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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