yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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