on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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