just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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