Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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