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(506): View more from New Brunswick

haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off

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(616): View more from Michigan

And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.

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(818): View more from California

I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.

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(519): View more from Ontario

We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on

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(443): View more from Maryland

yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism

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(760): View more from California

But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy

(530): View more from California

I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast

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(540): View more from Virginia

I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back

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(229): View more from Georgia

Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?

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