Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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