rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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