And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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