All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Still dying that you shit outside
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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