so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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