Do vagina's smell?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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