Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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