sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
wow bdsm is so cute
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