cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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