Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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