so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
