just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think I died a long time ago.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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