He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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