Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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