can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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