All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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