There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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