Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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