K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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