I could have mohawked her pubes.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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