I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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