if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
