Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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