How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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