His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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