and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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