I think scott just propositioned me for sex
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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