we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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