So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
tell me about the eggs
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize