On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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