if you like me you must not know who I am
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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