She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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