so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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